So, you have made a character & you have decided you need to be a Siren. The most important thing to keep in mind is, you are more pretty than any creature ever created. EVER. This must be shown in your description, in detail, hopefully a lot detail that people get worn out of reading it, & walk out of the room.
The best thing about being a Siren is, even in the event you were horribly mutilated as a kid, & forced to wear a bag on your head to protect being from your hideousness, going through the Trial of Rebirth will automatically make you an ideal, flawless being. As a Siren, you'll never age, & will look the same at 350, as you did at 18.
The first feature to describe is your skin. Sirens are widely known for being so pale, you'd think they never see the Sun, although they'll always be outside, in the skimpiest clothing they can feasible find. Usually, a bra & short skirt will suffice.
Next, you'll be wanting to describe your breasts. Basically saying 'ample bosom' is not . You must use at least 300 words to describe every aspect of your chest. Although you will be wearing clothes, people will still be able to see every single inch of your impossibly proportioned breasts. Don't be concerned about falling over every time you stand up. The bigger, the better. They must be able to be seen from Meropis.
As long as you have these requirements, nothing else in your description will matter much, so we'll move on to how to properly describe a character. Now, getting bare at Fish & screaming 'Take me now', will probably get you enemied, so you need to be subtle. Flirt with every single man that walks in to the room, even if his spouse is with him, & then kiss them soundly. This will cause people to think you are popular, & therefore fascinating. As you get increasingly men sending you tells, continue to flirt until finally you manage to persuade at least five of them to join you in the Cyrene Baths.
As a Siren, is it your sworn duty to bed as plenty of men as feasible, & hopefully destroy a few marriages in the technique. Being a Siren will also mean an limitless supply of credits, so you can buy artifacts that you won't need, but that will get you even more attention from guys, & detested stares from the ladies.
Finally, you must keep in mind, & this is the important part... a Siren will NEVER work for anything. Any Siren seen to be getting her hands dirty, will immediately be called a Human, & must reincarnate.
If Siren is your thing, & you can play them well, while ignoring this editorial, check out the games offered by Iron Realms today!
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